Have your say – Your naughty questions answered by a top Nuru masseuse
Hello there boys, we sure have a tantalising treat for you this week. She might be a busy lady, but we have managed to track down the world class erotic therapist Suki Lau to answer all of your burning questions about Nuru. Suki has starred in many international adult films which showcase Nuru in all its glory. It’s fair to say she knows a thing a two about this naughty bodywork…
‘Am I (the receiver) and masseuse both naked?’
Yes, to enjoy Nuru in all its glory it is best that both parties are naked. Nori gel is also super sticky and runs the risk of staining clothes, so yeah getting nude is a must. The slips and slides used in Nuru are effortless, sensational and extremely heavenly – believe me when I say you’ll have never experienced skin-to-skin contact like it. I do hear that some massaging newbies are often a little concerned about being naked from the get-go. Whether that being because of body hang-ups or a little concerned about getting their kit off in front of a stranger straight away. However, the art of Nuru is to pay respect to the whole male form. Whether you have moobs, a small penis or LOADS of chest hair it doesn’t matter – as erotic therapists believe all male bodies are sacred and should be worshipped. Leaving your clothes on will only limit the pleasure of Nuru massage.
‘What is Nori gel?’
So you might or might not be aware, that generic massage oils are not used during Nuru. This is because Nuru massage uses a whole lot of body contact, with the therapist sliding and grinding all over the body. Normal massage oil would run the risk of friction, which would make the whole session more of endurance than a pleasurable experience. Instead, Nuru practitioners use a specialist Nori gel for the bodywork instead. Nori gel is made up of seaweed and grapeseed elements, which creates a super slippery texture in generous amounts. Nori gel is the perfect formula for letting the slides and your attention run wild. Though it might be a little sticky, Nori gel is easily washed off with warm water. This is why many Nuru massages end with some wet ‘n’ wild fun in the shower for you and your therapist.
‘Can I have the Nuru with the full service?’
Of course, all erotic therapists offer different packages and treatments, but generally speaking most offer Nuru with the full service. For those who are not aware, the full service is designed for those with a taste for adventure, as it comes with the dare-devil elements of oral and penetration. For those who want something, a little tamer can opt for Nuru happy ending, which indulges the clients into sweet vanilla hand-relief. Packages can be discussed with the therapists in more detail when you arrive at the parlour.
‘What part of the masseuse’s body do they massage with?’
The beauty of Nuru is that the strokes aren’t restricted to the therapist’s hands and instead, incorporates other areas of the body to perform the massage. Due to the nature of their work, Nuru therapists have dream-like figures and are easily mistaken for Victoria’s Secret models. The masseuses love nothing more than using the finest slides and grinds, using their boobs and bum. Using their intimate areas to massage your erogenous zones will build your whole body and mind into a seventh heaven.
‘How many times can I orgasm?’
Believe it or not, the purpose of Nuru massage isn’t to achieve orgasm, but instead to allow the whole body and mind to switch off and immerse into a second-to-none pleasure. But of course, if you are to orgasm it’s never unwelcomed. Most therapists offer the clients to go twice in a one hour session.
‘How do I book a Nuru massage?’
To book a Nuru massage, simply find a parlour which offers the sensual services, appeals to you and is accessible from wherever you may be. The parlour will no doubt have a website, where you will find contact details to book a massage. Most massage parlours have a reception team working around-the-clock, who will be on hand to assist with your booking by call or SMS. If you find yourself in London, I recommend VIP Outcall Massage London which is a parlour based in the heart of Marylebone. The therapists here are five-star and offer Nuru from £140 per hour.
I literally can’t wait for you to experience the wonders of our Chinese Nuru massage in London services. I’ll be back soon for another naughty Q+A.