Why Getting a London Hotel Massage Outcall Is The Way To Do It!
London hotel massage outcall- massage’s slightly more outrageous, yet far more enjoyable cousin. You’ve probably heard a few rumours in your time about these wonderful creations, most of which are probably true. However, don’t be put off by the negative stereotypes- they’re generally spread by boring people with mediocre sex lives- You were thinking it, but I said it! So if you’re one of the adventurous individuals that do actually have an open mind, experiencing an oriental massage could be the sexual encounter you’ve fantasied about your entire life. Then again, how do you go about it?
And do you really want a sexy masseuse knocking on your door for all of your neighbours to see? Probably not- which is why most London based massage services created outcall services. They are designed for people like you who want to keep their naughty endeavours private, but also can’t be bothered to spend an hour stood next to a sweaty fat man on the tube. Booking in to a hotel is the best way to go about it. Why, might you ask? Well, it’s simple really. It’s better all round- and here’s why:
Getting an Asian massage is nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s understandable why people like to keep it on the down-low. They have a bad reputation (god knows why), and people are wary to share their raunchy experiences with everyone else. With this in mind, getting a London hotel massage outcall is far more discrete- for real. Think about it, you can book a hotel at the other side of London and no one will ever know. Its idiot proof!
They’re less hassle
Most London hotel massage outcall services are relatively hassle-free; they bring all of the equipment they need and they make their way to you. Although incall services are arguably quicker from start to finish, they require far more effort on your part. People get oriental massages to relax- but there’s nothing relaxing about battling London traffic! London hotel massage outcalls are just easier in general, and it gives you the chance to sit back and relax whilst you’re waiting for your masseuse to arrive, not the other way around. And what’s more, they cost about £20 more! That’s a small price to pay for tranquillity- am I right or am I right?!
You get an all-round experience
Everyone loves staying at a hotel- that’s just a fact. They’re generally cleaner, more luxurious and more comfortable than our homes. It’s like going on a mini holiday, even if it’s only around the corner. Plus, they have minibars- everyone loves minibars… Most hotels come with a shed-load of perks- most of them housing gyms, restaurants, salons and even swimming pools. When you book in for a London hotel massage outcall, you’re not just paying for that service- you’re getting way more add-on’s in the price. Getting an oriental massage is often a once in a lifetime experience, so why not splash out a little more and make a weekend of it?
They’re not restrictive of style
The range of Asian massage is vast- some require loads of floor space, others only require a massage table. However, location can often have an impact on style choice. Think about it- you live in a one bedroomed cupboard in London, with barely enough room to swing your arms around. Say for example you fancy getting a naughty Nuru massage because you want a smoking’ hot Asian masseuse to slide all over your naked body. Hot, right? Well, not if you’re surrounded by kitchen units and dirty washing. Hotel rooms are generally spacious and are pretty accommodating when it comes to massage. The beds are big, there’s plenty of floor space, and sometimes, just sometimes, there’s showers big enough to fit two people (wink wink). The environment is important when it comes to Asian sensual massage because it’s the location that sets the mood for the session to come. Don’t hinder your experience by subjecting your masseuse to a derelict, shared living room- give yourself some space and book in at a roomy hotel room- it’ll be far more enjoyable, trust me.
Okay, you’ve convinced me
Well that was easy, wasn’t it? We knew it wouldn’t take much to seal the deal. So, if you’re ready to book in for a mind-blowingly insane London hotel massage outcall, all you need to do is call the number below to get the ball rolling. Need a couple of hotel ideas? Let the games begin!